In College

~ want to be rich ~

"why is it

that when the story ends

we begin to feel all of it"

♬ what the fuck are

perfect places anyway ♬

socialjusticewankers:

a man types his facebook status.

“Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!”

fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants, look down, and scream.

their penises have all vanished.

it is December 1. 

No D December has begun.